The Happy Scrappy Beach Girl

Thought it was high time I update this part. What is this bog all about? Not much- just this & that & if I ever get back to my own scrapping- that will & can be included. So grab a martini- pitcher of margaritas or some wine and come on over!

Saturday, June 07, 2008


I have no more time to ponder around the blogging world like I would like too. Seems you can always find some pretty funny - fun and interesting people out & about in the blogging world. Plus some real weirdos.. and some really angry people. Geesh. So I ponder these things.. cheated & have seen them before.. but hey ya gotta wonder & wonder & ponder the pondering of these things. Have a great weekend!

1. Why are there locks on the door of stores that are open 24/7 365 days a year?

2. If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

3. Why are there braille dots on a drive-through ATM keypad?

4. If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

5. Is there another word for synonym?

6. If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?

7. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

8. Why is the fear of long words hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?

9. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

10. WalMart is lowering prices daily, why is nothing in the store is free yet?

11. If a turtle loses its shell is it naked or homeless?

12. Why don't psychics predict the winning lottery numbers and retire?

13. What happens if you drive at the speed of light and turn your head lights on?

14. If a mime is arrested, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

15. Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

16. Why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?

17. If sunflower oil is made of sunflowers, what is baby oil made of???

18. Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

19. If you spin an oriental man, does he become disoriented?

20. If a penny costs 2.3 cents to make, why is it still only worth a penny?

21. When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?

22. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

23. Why isn't 11 pronounced onety-one?

24. If you throw a cat out your car window does it become kitty litter?

25. Who sits around and ponders of things to ponder?


Blogger Sherri said...

Don't ponder on it too much. It will make your brain hurt!! The retreat was great. small. Wish more could have come. Darcy was good. She had a hard time adjusting back to paper scrapping after all the digital but her pages still looked great.

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