Pondering

I have no more time to ponder around the blogging world like I would like too. Seems you can always find some pretty funny - fun and interesting people out & about in the blogging world. Plus some real weirdos.. and some really angry people. Geesh. So I ponder these things.. cheated & have seen them before.. but hey ya gotta wonder & wonder & ponder the pondering of these things. Have a great weekend!


1. Why are there locks on the door of stores that are open 24/7 365 days a year?

2. If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

3. Why are there braille dots on a drive-through ATM keypad?

4. If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

5. Is there another word for synonym?

6. If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?

7. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

8. Why is the fear of long words hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?

9. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

10. WalMart is lowering prices daily, why is nothing in the store is free yet?

11. If a turtle loses its shell is it naked or homeless?

12. Why don't psychics predict the winning lottery numbers and retire?

13. What happens if you drive at the speed of light and turn your head lights on?

14. If a mime is arrested, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

15. Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

16. Why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?

17. If sunflower oil is made of sunflowers, what is baby oil made of???

18. Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

19. If you spin an oriental man, does he become disoriented?

20. If a penny costs 2.3 cents to make, why is it still only worth a penny?

21. When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?

22. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

23. Why isn't 11 pronounced onety-one?

24. If you throw a cat out your car window does it become kitty litter?

25. Who sits around and ponders of things to ponder?

A day

It was just that- a day. I was never on my game today. But what else is new?
The weekend was fun. went with the Donovan's in Portland to see the Starlight Parade. It was a fun unplanned thing to do. We ate dinner at the food vendors. Its' a street with about 5 or so street vendors- German- Russian- Mexican- Greek- Thia - and some others. The boys were happy campers. We came across a deli that served beer- yeah. AND they had a bathroom- YEAH YEAH! We watched the parade & it was fun seeing the marching bands and some floats. No- I didn't take my camera. I didn't want to haul it around. We rode the light rail transit back to the Donovan's home. It was so full. I had a panic attack. I had to have all of get off. I felt better though. It 's just a long ride. But worth it not to have to park downtown. We had a really good time. Nice to see them all. We don't do it enough.
I am behind once again terribly on scrapping. Terry found this information postcard for a place on Widbey Island- which is in Washington state. I emailed the gal & I REALLY want to go this fall. Just get away. If you ask me now what I want for my birthday- Christmas whatever- I'll tell you- a weekend to scrapbook. With the store I have no time to do what I love with my own stuff. The other place I found is in Yahats Oregon.. on the coast- just a different part of the coast. It's by the Scrappy Chicks. Click on the retreat center to the left.. you can see the floor plan.
So anyhoo- time to say goodnight to Cameron. He is on the countdown to no school & being a 7th grader! Hugs to all. Thank you Liane for sharing the siggy thing.. well I saw yours & clicked.. too fun.